Anonymous asked: Giveaway?
anon i’m going to fucking strike you if you message me about that stupid giveaway again do you hear me. i will take my hands and i will make them into fists and iactually you know what you’re right i should probably just pick a winner already.
i’ll message the winner today. his or her package will be sent out by tomorrow.
so, tumblr reached a point where they only had enough funds to continue operating for a few more months. i get that. i also understand that selling the company is not only inevitable, but it’s sort of the point of sites like tumblr. you take a great idea, an innovative staff, and a handful of investors and you’re basically just waiting to be bought out.
but why Yahoo!
why yahoo
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WHY. FUCKING. YAHOO.
why would a company like Yahoo! even spend over a BILLION dollars on a blogging platform like tumblr if they didn’t fully intend to bank off the over 100,000,000 blogs that already exist? ads, DATA COLLECTION, it can only go downhill from here.
i like to ask for water at peoples houses, not because i’m thirsty, i just want to judge them based on how they give it to me. hand me a nice big glass mason jar full of mostly ice and we’re like family. if you give me an old plastic cup with a faded ass sports logo on it that’s all scratched up because it’s been through your dishwasher too many times then i will, are you listening, i will make up an excuse to leave early.
follow me on yahoo
Anonymous asked: Do you ever sit there and think"maybe I am just a strand of dna and earth is a cell and so are the rest of the planets,l creating a bigger cell and the bad people are viruses and our dna is another person in a cell and it just goes on and NEVER ENDS"
wow bro you just blew my mind all the way back to middle school /yawn
sometimes i feel like i can start freerunning my way downtown from rooftops and moving cars and other times i give myself a panic attack walking up a flight of stairs. 22/m/ca hmu
all i want to do is get high with you in my room got a video
why? idk
whoa, this is so beautiful.
if my cat could talk he’d probably break up with me
what if i were a hollaback girl. what would you stupid cis misogynistic scum fucking pigs have to say about it? support my zine.
Anonymous asked: How did you get into rap battles
i saw some Scribble Jam footage when i was like 14 and i’ve been about that life ever since.
Me: “My shirt is itchy, and I wish we were all dead.”
Megan: Is that a flatsound song?
Anonymous asked: Your own pick up line?
i motion a girl over and when she walks up i’m all “if i can make you come with just my finger imagine what i could do using my whole gun” and then i rob the convenience store.
in public like, “uh oh, my insatiable butt lust”
